I GO INTO THE RULE 34 TAG ON TUMBLR JUST FOR YOU GUYS
Oh god D: Why?
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
Too bad the locks in my car go all the way down.
Remember the good ol’ days when you used to wrap your fist up in a t-shirt and bust out the window to steal some guy’s radio? Good times…
This is happening now. This image has to reach the rest of the world. The Kayapo being expelled from their homes for the construction of the Belo Monte Dam, which will flood 400.000 acres of the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil.
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen recently. Fuck I hate humanity.
This hurts my heart to see.
Spread this shit like wildfire.
Remember that long bit that James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver did about the Kayapo people in the Extras section of Avatar? Clearly the Brazilian government skipped that part.
How fast do you think we can get some powered suits or thanators down to Brazil?
oh god i want to cry
omg the last picture, the pain in his eyes
As a runaway myself, my stepdad was happy when he heard I got to my friend’s house safely. Please signal boost this!
I’ve always laughed at the parodies people make of these, and I expected this one to have a hilarious twist at the end. But all it had was a father with pain in his eyes at the end.
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For anyone who didn’t see it, let me tell you.
The Doctor’s a time traveler. He brought Vincent Van Gogh (who was severely depressed and lost hope in his ability and himself) to the future, to a museum where they are celebrating his art.
I don’t know if any of you are artists (drawing, writing, whatever), but being a writer, this scene moved me to tears. You’re your own worst critic, and feel like your stuff is complete shit sometimes…maybe even to the level of despair like Van Gogh. But imagine someone brought you to a world where people love and appreciate your art. Or it means something so special to them. The thought of it is overwhelming.
I don’t watch Doctor Who but I’ve seen this scene on my dash a thousand times over. It always makes me tear up because my father is a painter, too and for a while he quit painting because he was dealing with Parkinson’s and didn’t really think his art was worth it but I told him to get back into it and now he is one of the most admired artists in town.
Even though his hands shake and he feels like he isn’t good enough because he has trouble moving, art and appreciators of art keeps him going and empowers him.
Huh… Maybe… Maybe I should get back into art… Start sketching and writing again
Ernest Borgnine, you will be sorely missed as an actor and one of my favorite superheroes. No one protected us from EEEVVIIIIIILL as well as you.
I honestly feel that out of respect for the man they should retire the character.
Vanquishing EEEEEVIIIILLLL in the afterlife now… RIP
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Lots of brilliant puns, but “He’s bread Jim” is by far the best.
OH MY GOSH THE PUNS HAHA
I need this in my life.