i am a girl with a dick and if you have a problem with that you can fucking choke on it
Call it what it is: male violence against women.
Because unless you explicitly said this was directed at men, it ends up de facto directed at women, because guess whose social role dictates that they choke on dicks?
ps you are not an ally of women.
This. This is why I peek onto Tumblr every so often. Crazies like this who aren’t happy unless they’re putting someone else down.
This shit tickles me pink.
not on my fucking watch
i need to lie down
I almost fell out of my chair.
This sums it all up.
Apparently Warhammer 40K guns are legal in the US. This is clearly not any kind of massive exaggeration.
Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?
me on my way to steal yo girl literally happened
I REMEMBER THIS
Oh the memories….
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
I GO INTO THE RULE 34 TAG ON TUMBLR JUST FOR YOU GUYS
Oh god D: Why?
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
Too bad the locks in my car go all the way down.
Remember the good ol’ days when you used to wrap your fist up in a t-shirt and bust out the window to steal some guy’s radio? Good times…
This is happening now. This image has to reach the rest of the world. The Kayapo being expelled from their homes for the construction of the Belo Monte Dam, which will flood 400.000 acres of the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil.
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen recently. Fuck I hate humanity.
This hurts my heart to see.
Spread this shit like wildfire.
Remember that long bit that James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver did about the Kayapo people in the Extras section of Avatar? Clearly the Brazilian government skipped that part.
How fast do you think we can get some powered suits or thanators down to Brazil?
oh god i want to cry
omg the last picture, the pain in his eyes
As a runaway myself, my stepdad was happy when he heard I got to my friend’s house safely. Please signal boost this!
I’ve always laughed at the parodies people make of these, and I expected this one to have a hilarious twist at the end. But all it had was a father with pain in his eyes at the end.
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